Sunday, 21 February 2010

do you think he smells of corn?


























"this guy stops me, he'd just got in from new zealand, and he was looking for mushy peas. i said, no, we haven't really got them around here" -Strummer and the Mescalaros

wow skiing was too many jokes
i think i might have split a side
nonetheless was goooooooooooooooooooooood
must have pissed off most of the resort: mission accomplished

dancing
cockney
loud
world cup
CORN
problem?
scotland
scottish
pigboy, piggy
ROONEY

that list is memorious, because that should be a word that exists

but yes, anything could have happened when you have been away with no contact from the place you live, where all the people you know are. there is a chance that you will come back innocently and end up finding out your life has been ripped apart. and this is depressing, but imagine if a friend died. that would be the worst thing. especially the guilt, if you know that you have been having loads of fun whildt your friend is dead what would that do to you. rip you apart. no question. well it would me. or if you came back and the house had burnt down and you had to live somewhere else. or if your school headteacher has been assassinated because he was actually in the mafia and he had double crossed his mafia boss by siding with the other side and then got caught for tax evasion and both sides of the mafia thought he would grass them up to get out of it so one of them assasinated him but no one knows who.

luckily none of this happened to me. and so i continue a normal child who has had a super protected life where nothing has gone badly wrong. AWESOME.

i want to be in the mafia. so badly. thats one thing i'd trade my life for. No joke. :|

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