"Goodbye to the century, Farewell to amnesty,Christen the sons and daughter, Let it lie, Let it bleed" - comets on fire

i had managed to convince myself i wanted to be a lawyer. where did i get this idea from? NOWHERE! the only thing i know about law and lawyers is what i see on TV, which is totally misguided ans/or glamourised (and isnt even lawyershipness!!). oh, and that it pays well. the pay i couldnt give a shit about, because bein rich has few uses, especially because i dont spend much. and also i'd end up feeling guilty for being rich.
in conclusion, theres no reason for me to be a lawyer. Back to square 1 then. i have no idea what to grow up to be. thats cool. a lawyer is a boring thing to say you want to be when your older, the only reaction is 'oh...'
how about:
-Elephant/Ostrich racer
-the second messiah
-God
-hole puncher of all things great and small
-paradise island caretaker
-stadium announcer (and do different accents every time)
-ferret trainer